Our first trip this month ends up being a bit closer to home. I decide, arbitrarily, that this is the year I am going to track down Lesser-spotted woodpecker.
Pronoun guidance: AB1 arbitrarily decided. This post covers the events of March 10th, 2018.
I've never seen one, and, according to all the usual sources, the signs point to it getting harder to do so (the annual breeding evidence of this bird is in decline).
A bit of research points strongly at Cassiobury Park in Watford as the place to go. Apparently there's a patch of trees next to the car park that are a reliable haunt for said woodpecker. There are even YouTube videos from roughly this time last year; including some excellent drumming (the Lesser variety drums for considerably longer, in case you were wondering).
Also, the park looks like it ought to have enough paths to be a nice walk, and the metropolitan line out there makes it a convenient trip. We make a pact to avoid falling into the trap of referring to woodpeckers as 'peckers', because the giggling would, eventually, get old.
We get to the park and it is disappointingly busy. There's some sort of park run happening; we guess it probably kicked off about an hour before we arrived, and the stragglers are still making their way around. The old mantra of "everybody's got to be somewhere" comes to mind, followed by the usual riposte of "but did they really all have to be here?".
The promising copse next to the car park doesn't yield any woodpeckers, but it does have a pair of obliging Nuthatches, and some unhelpful Starlings that do a very good job of looking like several other species. There's a pair of Stock Doves showing signs that they might nest here, too.
We decide to have a wander around the rest of the park in case the woodpecker is out on tour somewhere. This means getting closer to the running groups, and the overenthusiastic marshals. Humph. We circuit the East end of the park remarkably swiftly as a result, pausing only to marvel at the endless Redwings poking about in the undergrowth.
We pass by the modern-looking coffee shop and playground, to explore the part of the park that's denominated as a nature reserve; it's delineated by the river Gade on one side and, what we guess is, the Grand Union Canal on the other. There are some charming footbridges to allow access, which is enough to convince us to take a look.
Unfortunately, being surrounded by water has made much of the reserve unnavigable by anything other than ducks; the main path across is completely flooded. We do at least pick up a Green Woodpecker, yaffling in some trees near the flooded area. We squelch around what we think is a path South; a Goldcrest squeaks angrily at us. We assume, from the evidence shortly forthcoming, that it is trying to warn us that further flooding has made this way impassable as well.
We reverse back to the bridge that brought us in and try a path Northward. This seems more hopeful; there are a couple of anglers who have made it, and before we know it we're on the canal towpath. We consider a more strenuous walk across the golf course and around the woods beyond, but change our minds halfway; we'd rather head back to the park for a coffee and a cake. There's a Little Egret risking life and limb by poking around on the golf course's fairways.
After a quick stop for coffee (AB2) and brownie (AB1), we return to the car park. Two serious-looking birders are in the thicket we previously explored. Alas, even they haven't been able to find our LSW. They have found a Little Owl in a pair of ancient trees that we may or may not have totally ignored on our way back. They give us detailed instructions on where the bird is, and show us a couple of excellent photos they managed to take.
We traipse over the to big trees. Immediately I wish I had been paying a bit more attention to the instructions. All I've managed to store is "left hand tree, about three quarters of the way up". I'm looking at the left hand tree around three quarters of the way up. Whole lotta tree. Not a lot of owl. Let's not give up just yet though; we can only see perhaps a third of the tree from this angle. We start to circle around the tree at what we guess is a distance at which we won't disturb an owl.
That does the trick; halfway round, the shape of an owl perched near the trunk becomes clear to me. In the binoculars, it seems I am clear to the owl as well; a step left or right from me is tracked very carefully. I signal to AB2, and after a minor argument over how terrible my directions are, she gets on to it. The only mild disappointment is that this specimen is both solitary and rather sleepy; the charm of Little Owl is enhanced greatly when there's two or three of them hopping about.
We conclude that we're either too early for an LSW, or that its existence is a fabrication. Perhaps we'll have another go later in the year.